Sex is not just for Valentines Day. It’s
for every day!
But if you’re one of those peeps who likes
to do something special & sexy for your partner to commemorate some Roman
priests, go for it – and take these tips with you.
Now, we’ve all seen a lot of sexy
Valentines set-ups & get-ups, – I’m thinking rose petals leading to
4-poster beds, expensive lingerie and push-up bras, spray tans and brazilian
waxes - & with Australian’s set to spend a record $930million this V-Day,
it’s important to remember some of the best gifts (like most awesome things in
life) are free. So, do something free
for yourself, your mates &/or your partner(s) and make everyone happy:
Spend a little time on YOU
If you don’t have a saucy date lined up,
spread the love to yourself. When we caught up in the everything-else-of-life,
we forget to focus on what’s really important – our own happiness &,
perhaps even more important, our own fappiness.
I think it’s SO important, I’ve even
started buying vibrators for my friends. Not a traditional birthday gift, but
from all reports it’s doing the job! So why not treat yourself to a new
vibrator, sex toy, lube, or erotic fiction this Valentines, and spend some time
getting to know your bits.
Now, a lot of you might think – how tragic
to be alone, masturbating, on Valentines Day. But THINK ABOUT IT – you’re doing
yourself and your future/current partner(s) a favour, by working out what turns
you on, what feels good, and what makes you cum. So use your V-day alone-time
to your advantage, and work on becoming an absolute tiger in the sack.
Celebrate with your BFFs
Grab hold of your friends, declare your
love for them & take advantage of some of the sweet Valentines specials
(I’m thinking free champagne, kitschy restaurant decorations, & cheap set
menus). We’ve all seen/written enough whingey singles facebook posts cursing
Valentines Day to last a lifetime, so why not enjoy the ridiculousness of it
all and throw your singleton troubles to the wind!
(hopefully your night doesn’t end as
tragically as Carrie & Miranda’s did….)
Don’t stress the sex stuff
Like a wedding night, there’s a lot of
pressure to get it on for Valentines Day. But usually after a stressful day at
work, a big dinner out, a few too many glasses of vino and all the expectations
of being sex-on-legs, it can be the last thing on your to-do list. So why not
forget about it for one night and focus on other things in your relationship?
There’s a whole lot of intimacy that can be shared by two people without
getting your kit off – what about buying some sweet-smelling oil and giving
your hottie a slow massage or simple foot rub? What about a make-out session in
the back of the car? What about a cosy
spoon and exchanging some sweet nothings at the end of the night?
If the night naturally leads to sex, go for
it! But if it doesn’t, it’s not the end of the world.
After all, Valentines Day is just a day about
some old Roman priests. Use EVERY day to celebrate your loved ones (whether
they be partners, friends or family) and yourself.
